Admittedly, this recipe is a little cheaty, but this is a super easy pasta salad for other mama’s like me!
I’m about to completely change the way you think about me, but you know what? I’m okay with that. I’m all about keeping things real.
This story starts a long time ago. Like 21 years ago-ish. I was around 8. I had a friend. She was at my house one summer day and we had a brilliant plan. You see, we had a craving. Not for sugar or chocolate or soda or any of those other foods that normal 8 year old girls might crave.
We wanted Kraft Seven Seas Viva Italian salad dressing, which, by the way, has been discontinued. To say this saddens me is an understatement. (Update: It has not been discontinued, but is extremely difficult to find, for some reason!)
Back to the plan.
We wanted salad dressing. We just didn’t want lettuce. I mean, come on, lettuce totally cramps salad dressing’s style, am I right?
You’ll love this easy pasta salad recipe!
Knowing that my parents probably wouldn’t understand our desire to drink salad dressing, we very quietly snuck into the kitchen when they weren’t looking. We found two sandwich baggies, grabbed the salad dressing from the fridge, and gave the bottle a couple of good squeezes right into each baggy. Then we nonchalantly walked, probably while innocently whistling, to the far reaches of my backyard, behind the apple tree.
That’s when we put the baggies up to our lips and drank.
It was…not as good as we had hoped. We suffered through it though and drank every last drop of that salad dressing. Then we hid the baggys under some bushes. We would have liked to burn the evidence, but my parents probably would have spotted the smoke.
I was a strange child.
I also used to eat my mama’s bath salts. What? They were delicious.
Anyway, because this pasta salad is loaded with my favorite salad dressing, eating it always takes me back to that sunny day, on the hill behind our apple tree, drinking salad dressing out of a baggy. Those were the days, my friends. Those were the days.
Pasta Salad
Ingredients
- 16 ounces Fusilli pasta cooked and cooled
- 5 ounces green olives sliced
- 1/4 cup black olives sliced
- 1 small red onion diced
- 3/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese
- 1/2 cup pepperoni slices quartered
- 1/2 cup Italian salad dressing
Instructions
- Add everything to a large mixing bowl and stir well to combine.
- Add additional salad dressing as desired.
- Cover tightly and refrigerate for at least 1 hour before serving.
MEAl5 says
! So many amounts of delicious in one bowl!
Kate H. says
I love pasta salad and I’m not sure I’ve ever tried that dressing but I could eat Hidden Valley ranch with a spoon!
mrsblocko says
My family loved this salad. I wrote an entry on my blog about it here. Thank you for sharing the recipe.
I never drank salad dressing, but I did eat a stick of butter once, oh and drank the brine from a pickle jar. Yeah, neither of them were as great as I thought they were, but I kept right on going, just like you did!
Leslie says
Oh Karly, you make me laugh.
Alli says
That is hilarious, disgusting, adorable and just what childhood memories should be filled with. I think your parents will be happy you were not smuggling worse out in baggies.
Beth says
What a great post! We all have one or two unusual culinary tastes, although bath salts are pretty far out there.