carbs

Stop hatin’.

Have you ever been attacked by an angry mob? Me neither. I’d like to keep it that way. That’s why I’m writing this. I’ve gotten a few panicky, anxious,...

chocolate chip cookie dough dip

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Dip

Yeah. You read that right. Chocolate. Chip. Cookie. Dough. Dip. You should probably just go get your fat pants on right now. I made this a few weeks ago...

funfetti cake mix waffle recipe

Funfetti Cake Waffles

12 years ago today my life drastically changed. There was a baby. And he was mine. And I had to, like, take care of him and stuff. It was...

ranch and pepper crackers

Firecrackers

I’m not sure if I love this little snack food more for the name and the wordplay involved or more for the flavor. Okay, fine. Wordplay is fun and...

taco shells recipe

Taco Stuffed Shells

Yeah. I know. Here I am with yet another Mexican-ish recipe. It will be a miracle if my husband doesn’t divorce me. The poor man just doesn’t care for...