This is both the easiest coleslaw recipe AND the best! I love when things work out like that. My mama makes this for every get together and it's always the first thing gone.
Add all of the ingredients to the bowl of a food processor and process in short bursts until finely ground.
Chill for 1 hour before serving.
Notes
Texture: The longer the coleslaw sits in the fridge, the more moisture it will release. If you're waiting to serve it, you might consider reducing the cream a bit. Chop by Hand: If you don't have a food processor, you can easily use a knife to chop this by hand. Dump the cabbage onto a cutting board and chop until finely minced. Add to a bowl with the rest of the ingredients and stir to combine. Sweetness: The cabbage has a bit of natural sweetness, but you can also add sugar to taste. We usually go for around 1 tablespoon, but have done no sugar at all for lower carbs and up to 1/4 cup with no issues for those who really like it sweet. Storage: Keep tightly covered in the fridge for up to 3 days.