Okay, look. I’m aware that this recipe has been floating all over the dang internet for years now, but the thing is…I had never tried it. I mean, cold veggie pizza? That sounds nasty, right?
First – it’s cold.
Second, it’s vegetables. I realize that, as a responsible adult, it’s my job to eat vegetables every now and again, but do we really have to put them on pizza? Seems rude.
Third, what’s the weird white stuff all over it?
Then I showed up for a get together at my mother-in-law’s house and she had a huge platter of little veggie pizza squares. I eyed them suspiciously.
“What’s that creamy white stuff?” I asked her.
“Oh, just cream cheese and ranch powder,” was her answer.
Y’all. I hoovered that entire platter of veggie pizza in my face so fast she left the room screaming in terror.
Cream. Cheese. Ranch. Powder. Pizza.
This stuff is GOOD. Like, majorly good. If you like to dip carrots and broccoli in ranch dip, which I do, because vegetables coated in ranch are delicious, then you are going to seriously freak out for this little pizza. It will become your new favorite thing.
I made it for lunch last week and nearly ate the whole thing myself, oh god, the shame.
If you haven’t tried this, you’re probably thinking that cold/room temp crescent dough sounds not great, but I’m here to tell you that, in this instance, it is absolute perfection. It really works with the thick layer of ranch cream cheese and then the crunchy vegetables on top just put everything over the edge from “hey this is good,” to “if anyone asks me to share, I will stab them with a fork.”
Proceed with caution, is what I’m saying.